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Ibn Sina, the Arabic speaking humanoid robot, recently thrilled other passengers as Emirates Airlines flight EK817 was transporting one of the world's most advanced robots from Dubai, United Arab Emirates to Riyadh in Saudi Arabia, Emirates News Agency reported.
A first for the airline, Ibn Sina, named after an 11th century philosopher, travelled as a first class passenger on the flight.
Able to verbally interact with people, Ibn Sina stunned fellow passengers as he was checked in at Emirates' dedicated first ... Read More
Posted By phw On Friday, February 12th 2010 In General, Humour, SciTech, World | Tags: Al ain, emirates airlines, Emirates news Agency, humanoid robot, Ibn Sina, UAE University College of Information technology |
Welcome Aboard!
Ibn Sina, the Arabic speaking humanoid robot, recently thrilled other passengers as Emirates Airlines flight EK817 was transporting one of the world's most advanced robots from Dubai, United Arab Emirates to Riyadh in Saudi Arabia, Emirates News Agency reported.
A first for the airline, Ibn Sina, named after an 11th century philosopher, travelled as a first class passenger on the flight.
Able to verbally interact with people, Ibn Sina stunned fellow passengers as he was checked in at Emirates' dedicated first ... Read More
Posted By phw On Thursday, November 5th 2009 In General, Humour | Tags: chaand, land on moon, lunar republic society, moon, moon for sale, property on moon, shahrukh khan |
People used to say to their loved ones in our part of the world that " I can even bring moon and stars for you" (Main tumharey liye asmaan se chaand tarey tor ke la sakta houn)
BUT todays love is more practical, a female fan gifts "a piece of land on moon" to Shahrukh Khan on his birthday every year!!! Poora chaand na sahi a few acres of land on moon!
SRK owns land on moon!
Believe it or not, but a ... Read More
Posted By phw On Thursday, October 22nd 2009 In General, Humour, Urdu Poetry | Tags: Ahmed faraz, faraz hi faraz, Humour, mazahiya urdu shairi |
Funny urdu poetry under the clouds of blasts and bombs....with hopes of a better tomorrow. (With great respect and apologies to Ahmed Faraz, who was a great poet!)
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Here are some Ramadan SMS. I hope you enjoy them too...
"Aap ki aur aap ki family ki kal hamarey ghariftaari hai
Ammi to mana ker rahi thi key atta, chawal, ghosht mehnga hai
Magar
Maine kaha aney wala apna rizq ley ker ata hai
to apna khana saath lana!
Waisey hum log biryani shouq se khatey hain,
Kabab koftey bhi chal jayein gey,
cold drinks aur fruit bhi ketey aao to maza aa jaye ga
ANNA ZAROOR!" :)
Another one...
"Woh sehri ka maza
woh iftaari ki bhook
Woh Quran ki ... Read More
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest about what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in some areas of New York. ... Read More
Posted By phw On Saturday, August 15th 2009 In Humour, Urdu Poetry | Tags: funny urdu poetry, mazahiya shairi, urdu shairi |
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Posted By phw On Tuesday, August 4th 2009 In Humour, Miscellaneous | Tags: funny, Humour, jokes by indians, paki jokes |
Here are some jokes by the Indians and I find it strange that even their sense of humour reflects hatred which is a negative trait of ones personality. Hatred, unfortunately harms the person who hates more than the target! Its such a pity that man on this earth wastes so much of his energy in these non productive and negative activities.
By the way, the last joke is really funny :)
Enough Is Enough
There were three men going on a coach journey. ... Read More
Posted By phw On Friday, July 24th 2009 In Health n Fitness, Humour, cartoon | Tags: health, quit smoking, quit smoking jokes, smoking |
Jack, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Harry, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Harry responds.
"I am in the process of quitting," replies Jack with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."
"Phase one?" wonders Harry.
"Yeah," laughs Jack, "I have quit buying."
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A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.
"Have you tried the ... Read More
Posted By phw On Wednesday, July 15th 2009 In Humour, Pakistan, Pictures, cartoon | Tags: funny loadshedding, funny towers, Humour, loadshedding, Pakistan, towers |
Loadshedding in Pakistan has made the lives of citizens miserable and the hike in electricity charges will be the last blow for the honest middle class of Pakistan which is already disappearing. They have no option left in these times but to join the rich class which obviously can't be done without crossing over the "honesty line". Second option is the join the majority(poor) quietly and wait for a slow death.
On a lighter note people with generators and these electricity ... Read More
Posted By phw On Tuesday, July 14th 2009 In General, Humour | Tags: Humour, husband wifejokes, mistakes in job apcplications, typing mistakes |
TORONTO:(Reuters) Typing mistakes in a job application can kill a would-be employee's chance of landing a job as employers bet that a sloppy resume means the applicant will do a sloppy job.
A telephone survey of 100 senior Canadian executives showed that more than a fifth of executives said a single typo on a resume or cover letter could cost a potential employee a job, while 28 percent said two mistakes would kill their chances. The survey, published on Tuesday, was carried out ... Read More










