Here is a joke for wise women and men who have sense of humor! The Loyal Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me.' And ... Read More

Home remedies for common ailments are very interestingly summed up in an urdu poem by an unknown writer. It covers everything from cold, indigestion, fatigue, sore throat to tooth ache and  weakness. Let me explain the title which is in urdu language. Tandrusti is health and mashwarey means suggestions so here are some valuable suggestions for staying healthy. Jahan tak kaam chalta ho ghiza(food) sey Wahan tak chahaye bachna dwa(medicine) sey Agar tuj ko lagey jarey(winter) main sardi To istimaal ker anday(egg) ki zardi Jo ho ... Read More

This news may bring a smile on your face too that a  "Pakistani" pigeon is held by Indian Police on suspision of spying for Pakistan. Indians better start  issuing visas to pigeons, goats, cows and crows! It requires very high level of intelligence to catch a bird spy which is seen in Indians only. The funniest part is that the bird is not allowed to have any visitors but in this hot weather it can enjoy Indian hospitability in an aircontioned ... Read More

I recieved an interesting email about how men will perform in a test of being a "househusband". I am sure you will find it funny too. THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take ither music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete ... Read More

If someone is following a lady to attack or harrass her then she can convert her skirt into a vending machine!! A Japanese designer has unveiled a garment that doubles as a disguise, unfolding to look like the front of a vending machine. It may look decidedly silly, but Aya Tsukioka's idea has a serious aim to help ease women's fear of crime and discourage would-be attackers. Read more. You think its funny? No, it proves a point that one has to ... Read More

Welcome Aboard! Ibn Sina, the Arabic speaking humanoid robot, recently thrilled other passengers as Emirates Airlines flight EK817 was transporting one of the world's most advanced robots from Dubai, United Arab Emirates to Riyadh in Saudi Arabia, Emirates News Agency reported. A first for the airline, Ibn Sina, named after an 11th century philosopher, travelled as a first class passenger on the flight. Able to verbally interact with people, Ibn Sina stunned fellow passengers as he was checked in at Emirates' dedicated first ... Read More

People used to say to their loved ones in our part of the world that " I can even bring moon and stars for you" (Main tumharey liye asmaan se chaand tarey tor ke la sakta houn) BUT todays love is more practical, a female fan gifts "a piece of land on moon" to Shahrukh Khan on his birthday every year!!! Poora chaand na sahi a few acres of land on moon! SRK owns land on moon! Believe it or not, but a ... Read More

Funny urdu poetry under the clouds of blasts and bombs....with hopes of a better tomorrow. (With great respect and apologies to Ahmed Faraz, who was a great poet!) ... Read More

Here are some Ramadan SMS. I hope you enjoy them too... "Aap ki aur aap ki family ki kal hamarey ghariftaari hai Ammi to mana ker rahi thi key atta, chawal, ghosht mehnga hai Magar Maine kaha aney wala apna rizq ley ker ata hai to apna khana saath lana! Waisey hum log biryani shouq se khatey hain, Kabab koftey bhi chal jayein gey, cold drinks aur fruit bhi ketey aao to maza aa jaye ga ANNA ZAROOR!" :) Another one... "Woh sehri ka maza woh iftaari ki bhook Woh Quran ki ... Read More

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest about what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in some areas of New York. ... Read More