Jack, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Harry, and asks for a cigarette.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” Harry responds.
“I am in the process of quitting,” replies Jack with a grin. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” wonders Harry.
“Yeah,” laughs Jack, “I have quit buying.”
A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.
“Have you tried the patch?” her friend asks.
“No, that’s one thing I haven’t tried,” the woman says, “because I’m not sure it works.”
Says her friend, “I’m sure it would if you put it over your mouth”.
At university we conducted a simple experiment.
We took 20 live worms and divided them into two groups of 10.
We then placed one group into a glass of pure drinking water and one group into a glass of water through which we filtered the smoke from a packet of B&H Extra Milds.
The worms in the drinking water lived for 7 days, but the worms in the smokey water died an agonising death in less than 30 minutes, proving that if you smoke, you won’t get worms!!
Man: I stopped smoking and extended my life expectancy. My wife is furious.
Think: One thousand Americans stop smoking every day… by dying.
Here is a Japanese sign board