quit smoking
Jack, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Harry, and asks for a cigarette.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” Harry responds.
“I am in the process of quitting,” replies Jack with a grin. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” wonders Harry.
“Yeah,” laughs Jack, “I have quit buying.”
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A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.
“Have you tried the patch?” her friend asks.
“No, that’s one thing I haven’t tried,” the woman says, “because I’m not sure it works.”
Says her friend, “I’m sure it would if you put it over your mouth”.
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At university we conducted a simple experiment.
We took 20 live worms and divided them into two groups of 10.
We then placed one group into a glass of pure drinking water and one group into a glass of water through which we filtered the smoke from a packet of B&H Extra Milds.
The worms in the drinking water lived for 7 days, but the worms in the smokey water died an agonising death in less than 30 minutes, proving that if you smoke, you won’t get worms!!
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Man: I stopped smoking and extended my life expectancy. My wife is furious.
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Think: One thousand Americans stop smoking every day… by dying.
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Problems with Smoking: Why is Smoking Dangerous?
Everybody knows that smoking is dangerous. Smoking can damage our body, For Example, your lungs, your brain, and your heart. The poisonous chemicals in a cigarette can cause death. Think about this, if you smoke you won’t be able to run fast or jump as high if you can’t breathe properly. Another problem is that you can get addicted easily by one of the chemicals called Nicotine. Nicotine can make you feel hyper sometimes. The more you smoke, the more you want to continue to smoke. Your body becomes physically dependent on the drug and begins to crave it.
Smoking is not funny, but this blog re: smoking sure is =)
thanks – an inspiration to quit -
the pics help with my smoking brochure