will start by sharing one that i received recently:3 log jannat mein daakhil na hoN-gay

1: shirak karnay wala
2: waldain ka na farman
3: cycle pe mohar lagane wala

Faisla aap ke hath mein hai.

Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
” Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai ”
Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi

Mush was out with his driver….. their car hit a dog who died……Mush asked the driver to go and bury the dog in the nearby village while Mush waits in the car……after the burial the villagers showered the driver with flowers and carried him on their shoulders, dancing and were very happy………………….
Mush asked the driver why are they doing this. He replied i dont know Sir i just told them that i am Mush’s driver….aur Kutta mar gya hai…….!

OH God!

keep “book” in the library

keep “lion” in the jungle

keep “arrow” in the bow

keep “cycle” in the puncture shop and

keep pakistan in peace

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