Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We
have some Pakistanis up here in
heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing
Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding
Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and
they’re selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse
to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down
midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even
walking around with just one wing!’
The Lord said, ‘Pakistanis are Pakistanis. Heaven is home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call,
in Hell.
Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to
the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘I
just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ After
about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now
what was the question?’ Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you
having down there?’ Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe
this…….Hold on.’ This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He
returned and said, ‘I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. These
Pakistanis have put out the fire and are trying to install air
conditioning!
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