You may be a Taliban if… Have a laugh.... 1- You refine heroin for a living, you have a moral objection to beer. 2-You own a $3,000 machine gun and $85,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3-You have more wives than teeth. 4-You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide. 5-You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 6-You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 7-You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 8-You have ... Read More