1- You refine heroin for a living, you have a moral objection to beer.
2-You own a $3,000 machine gun and $85,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3-You have more wives than teeth.
4-You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide.
5-You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
6-You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
7-You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
8-You have often uttered the phrase “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
9-You have nothing against women abd think everyman should own at least one.
10-You love to create “fassad” on earth!

Contributed by Imad Khan, You.

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