More urdu rhymes Kuch aur urdu nazmain ... Read More

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its ... Read More

I recieved an interesting email about how men will perform in a test of being a "househusband". I am sure you will find it funny too. THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take ither music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete ... Read More

Here are some jokes by the Indians and I find it strange that even their sense of humour reflects hatred which is a negative trait of ones personality. Hatred, unfortunately harms the person who hates more than the target! Its such a pity that man on this earth wastes so much of his energy in these non productive and negative activities. By the way, the last joke is really funny :) Enough Is Enough There were three men going on a coach journey. ... Read More

A man's thoughts... 1-When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? 2-An average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.... 3-A Man was ... Read More

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ———— ——— ——— —- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— — Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— — It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s ... Read More

Student : Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir Haan! Paas To Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number Hi Dila Daitay Teacher: Yoon Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi Haan! Paas To Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay Parche ... Read More

Political Humor To read this, Punjabi accent is necessary. To, Chory Tza Zessun, Brister at La, LLM Daktrate in La (Onris Kaza, Can Tub) Member Central Xective Kmaitee Dear Chory Saab, In cardence with rules and sub rules, las, bye las and inlas of the Paty, in my capasty as the Secty Journal of the Paty and in consultation with the Shriek Chairman, I am sending you this notus. Tis imaptant that you take this seriously and rpoat back to the undersigned within one week. Tis true that you ... Read More