Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We
have some Pakistanis up here in
heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing
Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding
Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and
they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse
to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching ... Read More
Posted By phw On Tuesday, June 9th 2009 In Humour, Pakistan | Tags: heaven, hell, pakistanis, satan |
Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We
have some Pakistanis up here in
heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing
Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding
Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and
they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse
to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching ... Read More
Posted By phw On Wednesday, January 28th 2009 In Random thoughts | Tags: God, heaven, hell, sharing, spoon |
A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' God led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin ... Read More
