A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its ... Read More

Here is a joke for wise women and men who have sense of humor! The Loyal Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me.' And ... Read More

I recieved an interesting email about how men will perform in a test of being a "househusband". I am sure you will find it funny too. THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take ither music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete ... Read More

Funny urdu poetry under the clouds of blasts and bombs....with hopes of a better tomorrow. (With great respect and apologies to Ahmed Faraz, who was a great poet!) ... Read More

Here are some jokes by the Indians and I find it strange that even their sense of humour reflects hatred which is a negative trait of ones personality. Hatred, unfortunately harms the person who hates more than the target! Its such a pity that man on this earth wastes so much of his energy in these non productive and negative activities. By the way, the last joke is really funny :) Enough Is Enough There were three men going on a coach journey. ... Read More

Loadshedding in Pakistan has made the lives of citizens miserable and the hike in electricity charges will be the last blow for the honest middle class of Pakistan which is already disappearing. They have no option left in these times but to join the rich class which obviously can't be done without crossing over the "honesty line". Second option is the join the majority(poor) quietly and wait for a slow death. On a lighter note people with generators and these electricity ... Read More

TORONTO:(Reuters) Typing mistakes in a job application can kill a would-be employee's chance of landing a job as employers bet that a sloppy resume means the applicant will do a sloppy job. A telephone survey of 100 senior Canadian executives showed that more than a fifth of executives said a single typo on a resume or cover letter could cost a potential employee a job, while 28 percent said two mistakes would kill their chances. The  survey, published on Tuesday, was carried out ... Read More

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, Under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general , and ... Read More

bohat ache hai yeh nigran hukamat magar mujh ko pareshi bohat hai ke main shaadi shuda hun aur ghar main meri pehley hi nigrani bohat hai yun to pehley bhi thi, common kabhi asey to na thi aur mulk poorey main corruption kabhi asei to na thi aur alam e bala main ab soch rahey hain quaid ke jaisi ab hai meri nation kabhi aesi to na thi raha kuch b nahin baqi watan main magar ek khasta khali reh gaye hai tarasti hain nigahein roshni ko, faqt ek ... Read More