I recieved an interesting email about how men will perform in a test of being a "househusband". I am sure you will find it funny too. THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take ither music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete ... Read More

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ———— ——— ——— —- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— — Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— — It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s ... Read More

Today I was chatting with a female colleague and while discussing pakistani men as husband and sons. We thought their behavior is rarely balanced. They are over sympathetic towards their moms or wives. Some of them leave their mothers, who gave birth to them and brought them up, for their wives. Others are following the instructions of their moms to be cruel and unkind to their wives. I have this feeling that men of previous generations did not have this dilemma. ... Read More

Wedding of Prince Charles with Lady Diana was a historical event. It started like a fairy tale  and we were stunned by the perfection of the couple and all the details of the wedding were like a movie. She was the most beautiful princess ever. But some years of partnership  left her in pain and sorrow. I wonder is there anything like a perfect match or a happy ending? Another perfect looking couple is of  Imran Khan and Jemima. In their wedding pictures they  seemed ... Read More

1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. 2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so. 3- Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. 4- Wife: You always carry my photo in ... Read More

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is ... Read More

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! ... Read More

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ... Read More

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ... Read More

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws" ... Read More