A man's thoughts... 1-When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? 2-An average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.... 3-A Man was ... Read More

1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. 2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so. 3- Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. 4- Wife: You always carry my photo in ... Read More

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name? Bob And what is your question, Bob? I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama bin laden? Just then, the bell rings for recess. George bush informs the kiddies that they ... Read More