Have a laugh….
1- You refine heroin for a living, you have a moral objection to beer.
2-You own a $3,000 machine gun and $85,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3-You have more wives than teeth.
4-You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof and suicide.
5-You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
6-You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
7-You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
8-You have often uttered the phrase “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
9-You have nothing against women abd think everyman should own at least one.
10-You love to create “fassad” on earth!
Contributed by Imad Khan, You.
I luved the vests one
btw, quite close scrutiny.. have u ever lived with ‘em?
really written by an ignorant who grew up watching western media like CNN etc. I found most of the qualities in this post in MQM guys as well but they are not Talibans. They are rather secular thugs who have hijacked entire Karachi
MQM is the creation of Zia-Ul-Haq who rose them against Jamat-e-Islami.